The (Life Destroying) Flaws of Starting a Coffee Shop
Saturday, May 20th, 2006I just read an article on Slate in which Michael Idov details his experience with starting a coffee shop and the subsequent ruining of his life that this accomplished. This is a great read and lesson in the importance of coming up with a feasible business where the numbers actually work out. Especially when the business is burning an $18 000 a month hole in your wallet.
There’s no sense dwelling on his mistakes as he summarizes them well enough himself, but his reasons for starting this business are particulary noteworthy:
The dream of running a small cafe has nothing to do with the excitement of entrepreneurship or the joys of being one’s own boss—none of us would ever consider opening a Laundromat or a stationery store, and even the most delusional can see that an independent bookshop is a bad idea these days. The small cafe connects to the fantasy of throwing a perpetual dinner party, and it cuts deeper—all the way to Barbie tea sets—than any other capitalist urge. To a couple in the throes of the cafe dream, money is almost an afterthought. Which is good, because they’re going to lose a lot of it.
There lies the core issue. Starting a business can have many motives, but ultimately a for-profit organization should be able to do just that, profit. This means that some areas just shouldn’t be jumped into, a lesson I have learned myself a couple of times. Or more accurately, you can’t start a business on the idealism of what a wonderful place it would be. Michael points out that in order to get the sales necessary to sustain the shop, they would have had to had a steady stream of in-and-out traffic. However the store was built to host a small number of people for periods of half an hour as they sat, relaxed, and drank their coffee.
Ever dreamt of starting a business? Ever came up with all those wonderful things your business would provide to customers and employees alike? You can darn well bet that my dreams have always included the most perfect product, 24/7 service, and a cafetaria full of free food. However those things cost money and it’s very easy to miscalculate just how much they alter margins or the real cost involved (labour is often missed!). Even something as simple as free coffee for a small team is hundreds of dollars per month. I’m still surprised Google can provide all the benefits that it does, but I guess that’s a perk of revolutionizing the internet and having high investor confidence (see the stock price on Google Finance).
In the end the math just didn’t work out for Michael’s idea, but the lesson that results is something that many of us can learn from. We have to remember that all that addition, subtraction, multiplication, and division we learned does actually have an application outside of developing calculators in this world. It’s quite possibly the most important ability in a business plan - making the numbers work.




